Gasp! We don't want those serious thoughts to linger, ElleryJr.
Are you not intersted in the $45 plan http://vz.to/W24dla?
What about our ever growing 4G LTE coverage area? What about some of the best devices on the planet?
Please reconsider this.
Is this a joke? Gasp? Serious thoughts to linger? Is this really how VzW wants to engage someone, buy using sophmoric terms like "gasp"? It's insulting to even have to read this type of garbage then to try to sell me on the network and "best devices on the planet", you mean the same devices AT+T, Sprint and T-Mobile have? You really think that is what is motivating me? Then, it's suggested I go to the $45.00 plan? Did you even read my reasons for moving to AT&T? How does moving to a single plan solve my problem?
Seriously, get better at trying to engage and retain my business than burying me in inane dribble such as this. You and VzW should be embarrassed that this was even sent to me. If you feel it necessary to respond with more outlandish commentary like "gasp", then do us both a favor and DO NOT RESPOND!
This is preposterous by most people's standards. Just because it's social media does not mean it has to be stupid.